found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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