Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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