Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
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