I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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