so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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