Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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