Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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