Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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