I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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