Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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