Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
