I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
nutella sex= disaster
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.