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How was your Memorial Day?

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Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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(717): How was your Memorial Day? (1-717): Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name. http://tfl.nu/grou

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"

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(337): Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop" http://tfl.nu/felz

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(954): View more from Florida

i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night

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(954): i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night http://tfl.nu/gokf

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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump

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(843): At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump http://tfl.nu/qbro

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(414): Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her. http://tfl.nu/4z7e

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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.

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(508): the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful. http://tfl.nu/u6l8

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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(617): it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk http://tfl.nu/xjgo

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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing

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(443): this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing http://tfl.nu/c7lz

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(601): View more from Mississippi

You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.

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(601): You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin. http://tfl.nu/p6zj

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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.

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(610): It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock. http://tfl.nu/i24l

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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.

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I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?

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(617): The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow. (1-617): I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right? http://tfl.nu/ithm

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Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons

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(862): Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons http://tfl.nu/m8s3

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.

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(484): siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape. http://tfl.nu/kj0n

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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!

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(813): Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed! http://tfl.nu/9riq

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(224): View more from Illinois

I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.

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I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.

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(224): I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman. (858): I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect. http://tfl.nu/7efm

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