idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.