Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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