Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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