Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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