gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
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