Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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