i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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