she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I have post one night stand depression
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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