Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
North Korea, Best Korea!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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