then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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