I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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