i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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