butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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