She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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