Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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