32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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