After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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