so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Randomize
