At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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