I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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