Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Boobs are out for the taking
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I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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