I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I faked an abortion last night.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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