Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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