Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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