didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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