Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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