Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Randomize
