my sisters under your porch take her home
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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