just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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