you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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