I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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