I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
