They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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