Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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