his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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