I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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