so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Never underestimate the power of titties
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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