Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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