Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We just shotgunned beers for America
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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