Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I got inside last night via doggy door
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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