So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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