Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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