can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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