She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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