absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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