i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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