That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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