So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag